cachu

Cachu is the Welsh for shit.

I've just had the biggest cachu int he world. It was very smelly.

by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004

cachu

cachu is used in the welsh language as a sware

welsh:y darn o cachu
english:You piece of shit

by carwyn April 23, 2006

Malu Cachu

Talking shit, in Welsh

"Omaigawd I have a flying dog that can pee lazers and eat trees"

"Stop fucking malu cachuing"

prononciation: Ma-leu-ca-ch*eu
* ch - like in lachiem

by Spamatroniwon November 29, 2009

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cachiiga

when you are so hype you can’t express it any other way

Oh cachiiga my dawg that was so insanely dope I can’t contain how freaking stoked I am rn my dank tank is through the roof and I’m ready to go rage and freaking jabwow!!

by Ninjago June 6, 2019

cachag

means everything and anybody

sinjin prescott: cachag!!!
jeff: what

by scie mate April 26, 2021