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Cachu is the Welsh for shit.
I've just had the biggest cachu int he world. It was very smelly.
cachu by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 8, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
cachu is used in the welsh language as a sware
welsh:y darn o cachu
english:You piece of shit
cachu by carwyn April 23, 2006
Related Words

Malu Cachu 

"Omaigawd I have a flying dog that can pee lazers and eat trees"

"Stop fucking malu cachuing"

prononciation: Ma-leu-ca-ch*eu
* ch - like in lachiem
Malu Cachu by Spamatroniwon November 29, 2009

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cachiiga 

when you are so hype you can’t express it any other way
Oh cachiiga my dawg that was so insanely dope I can’t contain how freaking stoked I am rn my dank tank is through the roof and I’m ready to go rage and freaking jabwow!!
Cachiiga by Ninjago June 6, 2019
means everything and anybody
sinjin prescott: cachag!!!
jeff: what
cachag by scie mate April 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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