cabweon

Cabweon is a term for huge fucking idiots. Cabweon is a Synonym for Cameron but it's not a respectable Cameron, but more of a Cameron that everyone hates. Cabweons have a weird car fetish. Cabweons can't hold a conversation for more than 20 seconds without saying 240 or sr20. Cabweons love nissan more than life. Cabweons are known to grow up to be creepy uncles that actually hold no relation to their nephews and nieces but more just sleep with a lot of women and never grow up. Cabweons have especially large asses that are so big that they can actually in rare occasions own their own moons. Cabweons also drive like FUCKING IDIOTS and TAILGATE THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE. Cabweons are extremely easy to upset because they are whiny little bitches. They love to cause problems for themselves as well. For instance, they drive like idiots and then complain about getting bad gas mileage. Cabweons are creepy ass mother fuckers. They are also huge flirts even when not wanting to be. Cabweons friends love their Cabweon to death... Literally. We plan on killing all of you. Fucking assholes.

"Hey, did you see that dude with the huge ass that had his 7 and a half inch penis in that s13's exhaust?"

"Total Cabweon."

cabweon by OneAngryHippie November 11, 2013

cabreon

An intelligent, hilarious man. Also, the biggest, baddest son of a bitch on the planet!

CaBreon has 13 Madden NFL championships.

cabreon by CWise_414 January 7, 2018

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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