cabwaf 

Currently alone but with awesome friends.

Dude look at that no life he's so forever alone.

Actually, I'm cabwaf.

cabwaf by iLikeMemes November 13, 2011

cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.

A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.

cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cobwaffling 

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle

Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.

cobwaffling by Paris July 8, 2003

cabaffle

Another word for confused. But more of a fun way to say it so it’s not like ur saying it all boring it’s saying it more up beat and nice and happy :)

Rhiannon: I’m so cabaffled rn
Jim: yeah I’m pretty sure everyone is

cabaffle by Dudee_eee October 31, 2019