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cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003
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cobwaffling 

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.
cobwaffling by Paris July 8, 2003
Another word for confused. But more of a fun way to say it so it’s not like ur saying it all boring it’s saying it more up beat and nice and happy :)
Rhiannon: I’m so cabaffled rn
Jim: yeah I’m pretty sure everyone is
cabaffle by Dudee_eee October 31, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026