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To cabouch - to cabbage out on the couch. To chill out. Laze about. Do nothing.
What are you up to? I'm cabouching.

What do you want to do? Let's cabouch.
cabouch by joanneism November 24, 2013
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Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
What a cadouche!
Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010
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capouche 

v. To capouche

n. capouche; fancy hat worn to a Capouche
"The line was so long so I turned to my friend and was like...capouche?"

"I told my mom that me and my buddy Capouche went to the movies."
capouche by kapoosh October 31, 2011

Cabochon 

A cabochon is a term for a smooth-cut gemstone, as opposed to a faceted (sparkly) cut stone.
My new ring has a Cat's-eye cabochon in it.
Cabochon by TLA June 23, 2004

Cabuchinafe 

It means when your fart feels hot
"Ahh bruh I just had a cabuchinafe fart"
Cabuchinafe by dongjulio May 1, 2021

Caboochie 

That’s not an butt that’s a caboochie
Caboochie by A walruses May 7, 2021

Caboochi 

When grundle hair is so long it sticks out under the ass. It can usually be braided into cool and unique hair styles.
Damn her CABOOCHI is stank!

I heard he gels his CABOOCHI into a mohawk
Caboochi by Scashrp August 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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