cabbagepoo 

when someone contracts a stinker and a reeky oder of cabbage emits and offen cabbige contracted itselft therefore knows as cabbagepoo

man1:hey have can u smell that soggy cabbage

man2:i think jessica humphrey has done a cabbagepoo it hum dings

cabbagepoo by stinkyporkpie February 5, 2022

cabbagemobile 

generally a fairly old, often poorly kept car that has the lingering odor of rotted produce (cabbage). even more appropriatley a green car of said description tin can pile of crap on wheels mobile junk yard

wheeww!! shannon's mom's car is a total cabbagemobile

cabbagemobile by cheese puff waffle buns January 19, 2009

CabbageBoi

The guys who yells random insults at randoms and enemies in video games, and breaks games sometimes.

“CabbageBoi” stop being toxic.

CabbageBoi by CabbageBoi July 5, 2021

Cabbageton 

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

Cabbageton by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagepatchin

The act of analy raping a young polish boy in a catholic confession booth. Boy must be under 4'1'' and under the age of thirteen. Must consist of bug to shmack contact.

Yo dude, the guy looks like he just got done cabbagepatchin! I just got cabbagepatched so hard! uh uh momma!

cabbagepatchin by bugmasher96 November 14, 2011

cabbagetology 

The religion based on irritating other religions that have silly customs that don't mean / do anything. also devoted to having fun in silly ways

used in a sentence, that guy is a follower of cabbagetology, why? cause he just questioned Jesus' ability to walk on water with holes in his feet

cabbagetology by Cabbage Master July 28, 2010

Cabbagepunch 

The act of attacking someone in order to deprive them of a large quantity of money.

Bill would have won the prize if he wasn't cabbagepunched at the last second by Tony.

Cabbagepunch by Free-Tshirts May 10, 2018