Cabbage patch kid 

A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.

That kid over there is a total cabbage patch kid.

Cabbage patch kid by SuudoNimm May 16, 2014

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

cabbage patch kids 

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

cabbage patch kids by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

cabbage patch kids 

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

cabbage patch kids by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

cabbage patch kids 

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

cabbage patch kids by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011