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cabbage patch kids
A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.
by the mustache man from Detroit May 15, 2011
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