c.p.

from the spanish "come pinga"
1. literally a dick eater
2. an asshole, douche, fuckwad, or other negative word for a general idiot particularly, guys with mustangs, camaros, dropped wanna-be fast hondas or dropped F-150s. The average college frat boy dickhead.

Why is that guy still using the dragon ball z style blowout hair cut? Cause he's a fucking C.P. I bet he drives a mustang.

by Bukok Clan January 26, 2006

c.p.

what we call mike

"hey guys whats up?"
"nuthin much, cp, u?"

by ty December 14, 2003

C.P.

the abbreviation of the Chisinau Central Park, located in the capital of Republic of Moldova, in the center of the town.

hey Doc! Let's go to the C.P. at 7 PM!

C-Locc always hung out in the C.P., especially in the evening...

by Young Sly July 13, 2006

C.P.

The online chat acronym for "Currently Peeing" Often used when someone laughs so hard, they think they might pee.

Ashlea:GUESS WHAT!?
Holly:What?
Ashlea:LAUREN JUST ASKED OUT BERNARD!
Holly:OMG,ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? HAHAHA C.P.

by Ashlea Mason January 13, 2009

Worked like a C.P.

To get pwned

To be beaten very badly

To be pushed like a slave

Dang dude! You just got worked like a C.P.!

You need to do work like a C.P.

by Cole Perry April 01, 2009

C.P.S

A conglomeration of guys who's sole mission is to stop ugly stalker bitches from achieving its main goal.
FUCKING UP THE LIFE OF ITS VICTIM..

call C.P.S if u need help.

by jack hanna dog faces November 02, 2011

C.P. Ellis

Random deceased civil rights activist that owned a gas station.

USED to be a KKK leader.

P.S. Don't read his first 2 initials

worst mistake of my life

C.P. Ellis. What a nice redeemed white man who totally doesn't have any suspicious initials

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022