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bulltimatum
Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
bulltimatum by Bryan Gilbreath May 9, 2011
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Balltearer
Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009
Balltography
The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.
Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.
Balltography by teejb4 May 26, 2019
balltrust
A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)
2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!
3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)
2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!
3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
balltrust by JBrenneman June 13, 2010
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