buzzem 

Genuine nice guy, good friend and total chick slayer

Man, he slashed like 20 birds last night and made them all breakfast in the morning. What a buzzem!

buzzem by beaneyes January 25, 2012

The buzzer 

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.

Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.

The buzzer by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009

Buzzed 

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.

"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"

Buzzed by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014

Buzzelin 

The sound that your Bluetooth makes when you are too far away from your phone

"hold on for a second, i cant hear you, my Bluetooth is buzzelin"

Buzzelin by Ty Austin January 5, 2009

buzzed tomato 

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

buzzed tomato by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Buzzer bombing 

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.

"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"

Buzzer bombing by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022