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buttleech 

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.
Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.
buttleech by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011
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buttweevils 

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.
Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.
buttweevils by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
When your feces is so watered-down that excreting it is similar to urinating out your anus. Generally the result of food poisoning, stomach flu, or using way too much lube for anal.
"After eating the nasty Vietnamese food, she was buttpeeing for days."
buttpee by seemo March 23, 2007

Buttfeeding

It's where one person puts a banana in their butt, and then someone else takes it out. by way of eating the banana. Similar to Cool Butt feeding, but not specific to one person.
"So this one night, Sally buttfed out of Johnny. I didn't know what Buttfeeding was so she called me a douche bag."
Buttfeeding by LOLflute November 8, 2009
Though he could reach the zits on his face, he wasn't limber enough to pop his buttne on his ass with the compass.
buttne by Spit Blood April 15, 2003