buttpee 

When your feces is so watered-down that excreting it is similar to urinating out your anus. Generally the result of food poisoning, stomach flu, or using way too much lube for anal.

"After eating the nasty Vietnamese food, she was buttpeeing for days."

buttpee by seemo March 23, 2007

Buttpee 

(Verb)
To Masturbate

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

Buttpee by Buttpeeing April 3, 2019

Buttpee 

When your handed a cat and it pops it's anal gland all over you and the anal gland juice gets all over your hand. The gross, brown substance smells like smells like BO, cat urine, and human ass.

"Why am I all wet and why does it stink?"

"Oh the cat buttpeed"
"Oh no it smells like a mixture of body odor, cat urine, and human ass."

Buttpee by Spermy butt December 3, 2022

buttleech 

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.

Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.

buttleech by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011

buttweevils 

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

buttweevils by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

butt pee 

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

butt pee by Erock April 6, 2004

malt liquor butt pee 

After a long night of drinking O.E. St Ides or 211 (ect.) the first thing u do upon waking up. Its poop with the consistency as pee.

Man I had malt liquor butt pee for like 2 hours this morning! Thats the last time I drink 211!

malt liquor butt pee by Frumgar December 14, 2008