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butter your biscuits 

term use in online video games after killing one or several people.
they just got thier biscuits buttered! i just butter your biscuits! holy shit doug fuckin buttered my biscuit!

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.
Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat
can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.