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Butter nuts 

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
Butter nuts by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts 

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

butter nuts 

To describe a hot chick that is actually a dude.
That chick is hot, butter nuts.
butter nuts by Blue footed pig March 6, 2008

Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

Peanut Butter Nutsack 

A peanut butter nutsack is where your nutsack falls upon a floater in the toilet after a shit. Also a sex technique related to the Cleveland Steamer
I tried to be on time for work but I had a peanut butter nutsack this morning and had to shower again.

Butter Nuts 

used to describe someone can't catch a football, which is sayin that they sit and home jacking off there buttery nuts getting there hands butter making it so where they can't catch
dude blake your not on my team, you have butter nuts
Butter Nuts by josh b! August 18, 2008