butter hands
unlike butter fingers in that the entire hand is covered in butter. a greater degree of butter fingers..
butter hands by birdback September 27, 2009
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Are my hands butter?
1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"
Are my hands butter? by BENWEST12345 September 3, 2011
Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
Peanut Butter Hand-Shake by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
Second hand peanut butter
When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
Second hand peanut butter by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
a better hand
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
a better hand by von groovy July 4, 2019
Buttery Hand
The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
Buttery Hand by Jsagahw March 21, 2017
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