butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

by Butter Beans McGee April 07, 2011

butter beans

a sex term; when your partner melts butter and spreads it on your ballsack and starts to suck on them.

last night me and my girlfriend tried this new technique called butter beans

by SPMG February 13, 2018

butter bean

aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)

hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!

by anon March 29, 2005

Keen Butter Bean

A person that is really keen for something

(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.

by Keenbutterbean October 02, 2016

Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.

I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off

by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019

Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".

"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"

by Karl Hungus1 December 19, 2010

Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum

1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!

by Bean Butter Boss May 19, 2021