An angry busdriver is when you're doing your girl doggy-style, and keep tugging on her ponytail - so she looks like the angry busdriver that keeps looking up in his mirror.
A black American on welfare that drives around on a ghetto bus with broken wheels. The bimbo busdriver picks up black kids and takes them to ice cream shops so he can poison their food then have sex with them. The bimbo busdriver is not fond of white children, and as far as we know, he voted for Obama.
Trayton: Dude, I totally got fucked by the Bimbo busdriver.
Jim: rawrflagurgiflamjansem Barack Obama.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!