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Butt tooth 

A little dick head who can’t get his shit together. Also used when unable to make a decent comeback
Devin: how could you kick me out of the fortnite clan like that?!

Daxton: because you wouldn’t stfu about your mom having crabs

Devin: well you’re just a little butt tooth frick face

Toot Butt 

When someone farts so bad their clothes become etched in powerful stinks from nasty smelling farts. Now they have tootbutt walking around
Johnny why do you have Toot Butt?
Toot Butt by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015

Toot it out your butt 

An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.
"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."

"Toot it out your butt, Frank"

toot it out your butt 

A more polite version of "blow it out your ass". In essence, a way of telling someone to leave you alone or fuck off.
If you think I'm going to listen to your mother berate me over the phone, you can toot it out your butt.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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