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Butt Squeezer

a situation or event causing great anxiety or tension

(as in a real close contested sport match that causes you to watch at the edge of the seat; causing the butt to squeeze while waiting for the outcome)
The double overtime basketball game was a real butt squeezer

The tennis match between Sam and Matt was a real butt squeezer
Butt Squeezer by Slam2k2 August 2, 2021
Words you can keep

Butt squeeze 

To press the butt of a woman with your hands so hard that she becomes horny, or may even orgasm.
He did such an awesome butt squeeze that I was wet all over.
Butt squeeze by anshumax March 9, 2009

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.
I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

brazilian butt squeeze 

When a man is having anal sex with a girl, he is about to cum, and then the girl squeezes her buttcheeks together to stop him from cumming, he takes his dick out and lets it rip!
John: Dude, Katie gave me a brazilian butt squeeze last night. It was AMAZING.

Todd: Can I get in on that sometime?

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress
Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

squeezed butt 

When you holding a fart so you gotta you gotta walk in this condition or you will get your ass beat for letting it slip out.
Hey jeff‼️ Did you hear about Lance getting banked because he didn’t secure his squeezed butt.

“Nah man. That’s sick. Nigga should have held that fart. He got crones too”
squeezed butt by Domophobic November 4, 2017

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"
squeeze your butt cheeks by Pandora25 December 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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