butt ninja

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Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.

Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."

butt ninja by pokstad January 25, 2008

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butt ninja

A karate butt humper

"woah! i just got raped by a fucking sneaky butt ninja! i hate my life!"

butt ninja by poopOnsatan April 26, 2003

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Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

Butt Ninja by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

butt ninja

The state of a ninja where you rape people's butts

"dude my butt just got raped..."
"By who?"
"I have no clue"
"Maybe it was a butt ninja"

butt ninja by theylimek May 11, 2010

ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.

"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"

ninja butt-punch by alftoid January 4, 2010

butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

butt face ninja monkey by cris rock September 24, 2010

Buttinjaflies

That sudden, unexpected and mostly inexplicable onset of butterflies in the tummy. From "ninja butterflies" (or "butterfly ninjas").

I was feeling okay but I've just had an attack of buttinjaflies!

Buttinjaflies by SteveLaw July 7, 2011

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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