butt nest

the end result of applying toilet paper to public restrooms to avoid STDs.

I always use a butt nest.

by sergeant sweetpants & uncle remis January 20, 2007

butt nested

Like pocket dialed. When you don't lock your phone and accidentally change the temperature of your home via Nest app.

I butt nested at work and it was 95 degree in my house when I got home.

by RoscoeCharlie February 2, 2016