Ambien butt lover describes the amnestic response of one consuming ambien prior to anal sexual intercourse for the first time without cognitive knowledge.
My girl tookambien and became my ambien butt lover. She didn't remember it.
The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.