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butt beard 

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.
My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.
butt beard by Cindi44 February 15, 2008

butt beard 

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.
My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.
butt beard by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

beard butt 

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.
Joel: What's up beard butt?

Sarah: That's what!
beard butt by boat crew April 16, 2011

Beard Butt 

To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
Beard Butt by EEEEEMONEY July 16, 2011
n., large beads made of plastic or ceramic that are inserted in the anus and pulled out for sexual stimulation
Joe pulled the buttbeads right out of his ass in front of all his siblings!
buttbeads by Danny C. December 5, 2002

buttbeard 

While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.
An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.
buttbeard by allanrd61 June 2, 2024
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