While most male human rear ends have a substantial amount of butt hair, female humans rear ends tend toward a limited amount of hair in that general region of the human body. A friend was telling a story about a night when one of my friends took a beer can label and presented the label on his undressed rear end to a group of friends. I began thinking that a label of that size would tend to remove hair from where the label was placed on the buttocks.

I thought, “What would a person call a buttocks with copious amounts of hair?”

I derived the word “Buttbeard,” which is a noun and a name for very hairy buttocks.

An example of usage might be, “Jonny had such a hairy buttock that his friends alluded to it as his, “buttbeard.” Or, “John knew that to keep his wife happy, he would need to maintain his “buttbeard effectively.” Or, “Proper grooming of an unruly “buttbeard” always supports marital relations.

buttbeard by allanrd61 June 2, 2024

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026