business wanker

A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.

*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"

by teddybii March 23, 2016

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016