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An ethnic group of people living in Botswana who traditionally live by hunting and foraging. In recent years their land has been stolen by the government of Botswana and sold as diamond mines. The rate of AIDS and alcoholism since their relocation is astounding. The Bushmen are becoming victims of genocide and greed.
Did three months of your salary contribute to wiping out the Bushmen? The Bushmen are the real Gems in this world.
bushmen by Ganga July 23, 2005
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Two definitions of the term "Bushman."
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
Africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north America
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.
Bushmen can be found not only in southern Africa, but in north America,
too. What do these two tribes have in common? Nothing except that both
are pygmies.
Bushmen by Mike October 21, 2004

african bushmen 

When you're giving your girl oral, bite out some of her pubic hair, and then spit it back into her face.
Emily didn't appreciate me giving her an African Bushmen.
african bushmen by YourDick. March 13, 2015
A directionless bufoon who cannot determine north or south using the needles of a compass. One stricken with a delusional disorder, believing he or she was born a turd and is therefore trying to relive the experience of birthing from the "CRED" Cycloptic Red Eye of Death seeking solace and maternal comfort. Due to the nature of this infliction, the individual continually enters the wrong cavity, henceforth referred to as Bushman.
No you idiot, you didn't get boofed by the Fuller Brushmeister, you got regally queef greased by the Bushman, aka djPauli (LINY) psk.
bushman by Rono January 22, 2007

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.
Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'

Bushman of the Kalahari 

The term given for one who like to go down and eat out women who have a rather large bush, and enjot it
"Yeah, So I hear uncle Jun is Bushman of the Kalahari"

bushmongering 

Replaces warmongering. Used to describe G.W. Bush's willingness to go to war.
The bushmongering has to stop before we're bombing every country on the planet.
bushmongering by darwin November 1, 2004