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burnt the food 

When you let him cook but he cooked something so awful you could even say he burnt the food.

Usually, this can be taken in relation to suggestions for a game, or perhaps even making one, but generally can be applied to a large range of things.

It's applicable in any situation where letting someone do their thing ( letting them cook ) has resulted in a worse outcome.
A : We need ideas for monetization on our game.
B : How about pay-to-win microtransactions?
C : Let him cook.
A : Nah, he burnt the food.
burnt the food by wildecat2005 August 18, 2023

burntwood 

SHITE. Always written in capitals to emphasise the overall crap-ness of the place.
"Burntwood is SHITE."
burntwood by Lizzy Lees February 18, 2009

Burntwood 

The best place in the world!!

The the worlds second is Lichfield, Burntwood's best mate.
Burntwood is the best!!!!!!!
Burntwood by perkulater April 26, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026