The creepy and morally wrong sexual cult/ culture among the Burke Mountain Academy kids of the east. It involves the scary realization that everyone gets around to everyone thus bringing stupider and stupider people into the world. It is impossible to escape this essential part of the academy.
Hey what happened to that dude over there ? look he's all scared and gross and disfigured and stuff !
OH You mean BURNEE ? Yeah was hangin' with richard pryorone night and well things kinda .......................................