Fartriloquism

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source

Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."

by Jeeeebuuuussss May 26, 2009

back burnered

To put off something until later because something better has come along and stolen your interest

guy 1: hey what ever happened to jamie?

guy 2: o i back burnered her for heather.

by Jeeeebuuuussss January 9, 2010