burito 

1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"

burito by Geraldo Mc Fardo May 7, 2008

Burito 

An attempt to spell burrito

Dude 1: I ate a burito a while ago
Dude 2: you mean a burrito, retard?
Dude 3: u now I have a spech impedmt

Burito by UGayMan July 29, 2020

Burito 

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Burito by burito1 May 17, 2022

Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

Squishy Burito by Safiria June 20, 2015

salted burito 

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

salted burito by KingCexcell April 18, 2018

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

Sleeping Burito by Zā November 20, 2019

wet burito 

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

wet burito by airportairportairport August 11, 2011