burggraf
You have to take a seat in the club because you're Burggraf and people are on the tables and the club is really Bob Evens
burggraf by Externalgiant01 June 27, 2017
burgraff
To lack a sizable vocabulary to the point of incessantly asking what most would consider to be silly questions in a completely ignorant, serious way, and to be proud of ones ignorance and lack of vocabulary at the same time.
To burgraff:
"Flip to page 350"
"What does "flip" mean?"
(signs of anger, stress) "Stop wasting time burgraffing!"
"You're discriminating me for not having words in my mind!"
In a sentence:
"That's so ironic"
"I'm sorry, I have to burgraff this one. What does "ironic" mean?"
"Flip to page 350"
"What does "flip" mean?"
(signs of anger, stress) "Stop wasting time burgraffing!"
"You're discriminating me for not having words in my mind!"
In a sentence:
"That's so ironic"
"I'm sorry, I have to burgraff this one. What does "ironic" mean?"
burgraff by aluminumword February 6, 2013
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