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burger coma 

That nap you take after eating a real gormet burger.
I'm about to have a burger coma.
burger coma by JimmyJam007 August 23, 2016

Burger community

A tight-knit online circle of the most terminally online cornballs and professional cringe merchants on the internet. Members are usually 20-something guys with anime avatars, questionable facial hair, and an encyclopedic knowledge of both fast-food tier music and why “actually, chuds were right about everything.”
Think: guys who unironically call mid pop-punk “burger music,” own more body pillows than real friends, and spend their days ratio-ing people while posting “this but unironically” under every culture war tweet. They’re the human equivalent of that one song playing in a McDonald’s at 2 a.m. — loud, obnoxious, and somehow still convinced they’re the main characters.
Often found defending their favorite mid-tier YouTubers to the death, doomscrolling in Discord voice chats, and wondering why they can’t get a girlfriend despite their impeccable takes on why “modern women are cooked.”

Most the members in this “community” are complete fucking incels and the last touch of women they have felt is from there mother.
“Mum can i have gamer soup, i want to stay up tonight on discord and goon with my anime pillow, while listening to dax”

“Yo bro have you seen those incels on tiktok, doing the dax free verse challenge, fucking burger community

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"

Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger 

A burger that comes with cranberry sauce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease
I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner
Commercial-Burner by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007