A person who you hate shares your private space with you, especially one who sleeps in a neighbouring bed or even the same bed as you so you have to sleep on the very edge of the bed. (it would be more comfortable to sleep on the floor.
Guy1: CAN YOU BUDGE OVER?!?!
Guy2: NAH IM TRYNA' SLEEP
Guy1: BUT IM ON THE VERY EDGE. IM ABOUT TO FALL OFF
Guy2: I DON'T CARE IM TRYNA' SLEEP
Guy1: YOUR AN ASSHOLE
Guy2: I KNOW
Guy1:YOUR THE WORST BUNKMATE EVER
Guy2: I KNOW FOR THE SECOND TIME Guy3(Sleeping on his own bed):WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!