Bungering

An act of having anal sex while eating a cheeseburger and screaming the national anthem.

"my girl and I tried out the Bungering"
"What is wrong with you?"

by KORGI KUEEN March 15, 2021

bungering

The act of goofing around or otherwise partaking in tomfoolery and silliness

Did you see Sean bungering last night? He’s such a goofy guy!!

by bunger1234 October 31, 2023

bungering

engaging in acts of silliness and tomfoolery

“Did you see Sean bungering last night?”
“I did, what a goofy guy!”

by bunger1234 October 31, 2023

Buttering the cat

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

booce bunging

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.

I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging

by Huehueheuehuehuehueheuehueheue April 2, 2016

Bengaring

The act of sticking one index finger down your urethra while simultaneously sticking the other index finger up your anus, and joining the two little fingers at the tips.

"Ben is considered quite unsavory for bengaring."

"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."

by Nigel Winterbird August 7, 2012

biggering

The act of making something bigger, like a factory, or a company, or even a corporate sign.

“I’m going to keep on biggering and biggering and keep turning truffula trees into the thneeds”

by ThneedLover666 March 29, 2018