A language designed to save peoplemoney. Native speakers of Bundlese cause listeners to save money on thier home internet, mobile internet, and home phone over a cutting edge wireless broadband 4G network. (see bundlicious)
Don't worry that you didn't get your customer a bundlicious deal. I'll be happy to teach you bundlese and you'll be saving your customer loads of money in no time.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.