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acne of the glutious.
butt pimples.
i flipped the bitch over and found a patch of bumples.
bumples by stueyscott July 3, 2005
A kind of injury you get when you hurt yourself very badly in a very funny and or retarded way.
"I woke up with bumples after i got ran over by that bus of transvestites"
Bumples by shaquida January 8, 2008
When a woman ties her hair in a pony tail and the hair is all lumpy, not looking perfect, the lumps are called bumples.
My hair dresser is hopeless, she tied my hair up and it is full of bumples.
Bumples by jomomocomo May 27, 2013
Don't spank me too hard, you'll pop my bumples.
Bumples by VonBoggleSneefs March 29, 2015

Bumblesteak

An extremely small portion of processed pork.
This bumblesteak is the littlest ham I've ever seen.
Bumblesteak by Virsta November 1, 2013

bumbleshafting 

An eight day and nine night spiritual and sexual journey in which all members involved reach sexual enlightenment
David: Matthew why have you been so tired recently?
Matthew: Emily and I have been bumbleshafting all week long.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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