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What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.

Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."

Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."

Key Bump Dave 

A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!
Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"
Key Bump Dave by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.
I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.
Chechen key bump by DERDZ November 12, 2020

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