bum son 

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

bum son by RFCD August 1, 2025

your son a bum 

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

your son a bum by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

Bumsonism 

The action of speaking without thinking. School of thought derived from Bumson's theories about nothing. May be defined also as senilism, or childish nuclear physics. Teached at the Bumsonian Institute.

He's battling hard with Bumsonism. You talk like Bumson. You've clearly been studying hard at the Bumsonian Institute.

Bumsonism by Miki_Bra February 11, 2022