bum gravey

anal discharge, that often comes out looking like turkey gravey.

"ohh man, i had serious bum gravey last night"

by .dongattack! September 20, 2003

Bum Gravy

Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.

Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.

by Rees September 15, 2005

Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.

"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."

by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010

bum gravy

wet warm runny shit. sometimes returns even after you wipe (Dieareha)

man those tacos gave me some really bad bum gravy!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bum-gravy

sloppy shit; Diarrhoea

i had trouble wiping my bum-gravy

by KnightstarExpress May 21, 2003

bum gravy

the morning after a major booze fest you might splatter the pan with bum gravy/ass water/diarrhoea.

my guts were rotten this morning, i had a major case of bum gravy

by steven bakewell August 10, 2006

bum gravy

well this happens a milli-second after a cough, sneeze or a little fart, it is the watery shity stuff that skids your boxers, sometimes you arnt sure if it has happened and have to check, other times you know for sure. bum gravy

oh no i just had bum gravy!

by dougiemc January 20, 2009