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buffoolery 

A portmanteau of buffoonery and foolishness, buffoolery is a go-to term to describe the amount and/or nature of BS, chaos, ridiculousness, and idiocy you just witnessed, because they are so far beyond anything you could have anticipated or even conceptualized. When the moment calls for a response and you wish to keep your cool and sanity amidst all the craziness, it’s the only word you need. Or, it’s just a great word to comment on general shenanigans!
Dude! You leaving? This party is off the chain! Did you see the kangaroo kick the TV into the pool?
Yeah, I saw it. Too much buffoolery for me. I’m out.

The neighborhood watch reported a group of kids who egged everyone’s mailboxes.
What?! That’s some buffoolery right there. Those kids need sports, or something else positive to do.
buffoolery by Abacus Barometer July 24, 2021

bumfoolery 

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.
"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"
bumfoolery by Q-T October 28, 2006

Bufoolery 

Ludicrous decisions, behavior, actions, or utterance that results in a person or persons, to all appearances, being clownish, ignorant or stupid.
They doin some bufoolery at my job cuz I didn’t get paid today!

There’s some bufoolery going on here with this girl cutting the line like she don’t see me standing here.
I don’t have to put up with this bufoolery, I quit!
Bufoolery by RhodensiaG June 21, 2020

Queerbacious Bumfoolery 

Used as a verb, it is to be involved in an act of Niggernum; retardedness, idiotic, stupid or just acting like a faggot. Sometimes can also be used in context with "Bitch-tits", but only as an exclamation. Created by Chaz Deakins in sixth grade.
Chris potter: Hey.

Chaz : fuck off, bitch-tits, we dont got time for your queerbacious bumfoolery!
Queerbacious Bumfoolery by Meatyb December 11, 2013

bamfoolery 

Being bamboozled by a fool
John was bamfoolery by his son who tricked him into becoming a slave.
bamfoolery by GOLDOOOF April 9, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026