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bullride

An extremely funny thing to do during sex.

1.Start banging a girl in the ass.
2.Make sure to get a good grip.
3.Lean forward and whisper into her ear:"I have AIDS."
4.Hold on for as long as you can.

The only way it can go wrong is if she turns around and says:"So do I."

heheh
Tom:Okay, what'd you get on the bullride last night?
Rick: Thirteen seconds.
Tom:Haha, I got eighteen. Pay up.
by I am you Lol November 13, 2007
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Bullride

To push a object or a person to the limit making it break or destroy it.
bullride your Xbox for 4 months and it will break
by squirrel1 December 27, 2010
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bullride

When you put your dick inside of your sexual partner and take some other girls name.
Person A- Did you know Rafi went on an insane bullride last night because he is an asshole
by OTW2FYB October 10, 2019
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5 second bullride

The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
by Kenny Bowers November 13, 2011
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Backseat Bullride

While having sex with a girl doggy-style, use one of your hands, and grab on to the opposite boob (left hand right boob, right hand left boob). Then, whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way," and try to hang on for 10 seconds.
Man, I almost did a backseat bullride on my gf last night, I hung on for 9 seconds!
by M_Zizzle April 10, 2010
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louisiana bullride

The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creating the effect of a bullride. This may be a desired event.
"man, when the Louisiana bullride started, i didn't even want to get the insulin injection for her... it was awesome"
by Danielle Harvey January 5, 2009
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tasmania bullride

a sexual practice peculiar to Australians whereby the male mounts his wife doggy-style, holds firmly to her tits then tells her that her sister has a much tighter cunt. The male must then hold on for dear life as wife furiously tries to buck him off. Said to be one of the most exhilarating forms of sexual intercourse possible.
Jack: How come you're walking funny?
Bob: The missus gave me a tasmania bullride last night and I think she's buggered my back.
by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006
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