Bullion 

A Bullion is a highly educated, ALWAYS sophisticated, and forever looking for action, type of individual. They especially like younger partners and are always trying to get them drunk so they can rock the cock or slam the clam. Either way a Bullion can successfully do this because of their innate greatness. Don't be alarmed if you meet a Bullion, but be guaranteed you will never forget them. When you are blown away by the great looks PLUS their almost learned wonderful behavior in the bedroom, or outside, or in a car, or on a boat, or where ever you are with them, just remember, “Damn it’s a Bullion.”

Guy 1-"Man I had the BEST night of my life last night!"
Girl 1-"Must have been with a Bullion."
Guy 1-"Bitch you know it!"

Bullion by Bullion2003 October 12, 2008

Bullion 

A bullion can be defined as someone who is extremely hostile to others and is generally a very mean person.

Katherine is such a bullion she made me cry for an hour straight.

Bullion by Bullionedboy2013 November 14, 2013

cyber bullion 

when an ugly person tries to cyber-bully someone who is clearly their superior in every way that matters

pressed bitches b throwin dat cyber bullion @ me rn

cyber bullion by yayaya345 August 11, 2012

Bogota bullion 

Bogota bullion, slang term for Cocaine. Bogota, referring to the capital city of Columbia a renown producer of cocaine largely facilitated by the Mendel Cartel in the 80's and early nineties. Bullion obvious acts as a adjective device in this slang term.

Damn, did you hear about smoothie? He got pinched with a trunk full of Bogota bullion!

Bogota bullion by Hollywood Kid May 23, 2008

Red Bullion 

The cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative Monster.

friend 1: Dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?

friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull.

friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS

friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product.

friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product

friend 2: Agreed.

friend 1: Just buy Monster

Red Bullion by SplitDissonance July 19, 2011

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003