bukufungitis 

Word to describe an unknown ailment when a person coughs, sneezes, hacks, or any of the many other bodily functions, while standing close to you.

That is a nasty cough he's got.....He's probably got Bukufungitis.

bukufungitis by Hedgar December 2, 2020

bukufungitis 

A word that indicates to the listener that you are concerned about their health, and are inquiring as to exactly what they have going on medically.

Hey Phil....have you come down with bukufungitis?

bukufungitis by Hedgar November 29, 2020