"I can't believe this, I bought these new pants and they fit perfect. Then my mom put them in the dryer now they are total Bukauski's."
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Shelly: "I think I might date Chad.. He's
pretty cute."
Joan: "Ughh.. no. Look, he's
wearing Bukauski's. I can see his pasty hairless legs."
Shelly: "Oh thanks, I didn't catch that.
Nevermind. "