buging
buging by Ed wrightes December 29, 2015
Words you can keep
booce bunging
booce bunging by Huehueheuehuehuehueheuehueheue April 2, 2016
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
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Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
buying gf
buying gf by thot eliminator March 14, 2018
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021
Buying Cigarettes
Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018
Bean Bunging
For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.
TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.
NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.
NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”
Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”
Lee: “What?!”
Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”
Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”
Lee: “What?!”
Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”
Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
Bean Bunging by Alexander De Barrington May 24, 2014
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