buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 05, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos February 28, 2011

Buffer bitch

Someone with the name Keira who can’t speak properly

Keira’s can’t talk she’s such a buffer bitch

by Flappedit123 April 13, 2020

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 23, 2011

Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009