buearl

hot ass chick

dang that girl is a buearl

by anonymous September 16, 2020

bearl

A man with Ridiculously large teeth or something that is totally jawsome.

That was a rather large bearl.

by Tbulge December 7, 2004

bearlick

the suddle lick in which a tongue descends from the mouth and approaches the bottom lip.

The man of old age had dry lips and gave 'em an ol' bearlick.

by poohbearlick July 1, 2011

Buehrled

To be completely shut down or out. To display no offense whatsoever. Taken from Mark Buehrle, the Chicago White Sox player who pitched a perfect game against the Tampa Rays on 7/23/2009. There were no hits, walks issued- no base runners or offense of any kind.

For Cubs fans, this is also something that your pitchers have NEVER done in the history of time.

"Get a load of Johnny, he's going to talk to that 10 at the bar"

"Do you think she'll give him the time of day?"

"Wait, here he comes."

"What did she say?"

"Shit dude, I got Buehrled for sure"

"Wow, that bad?"

"Yeah, I had no chance whatsoever...."

by adamnlvnv July 24, 2009

Brearley

Brearley school girls are intelligent, hardworking and usually sacrifice breakfast and sleep for that A on an essay or project. Although sometimes a bit disheveled on appearances, they clean up well as proven by the admission of one of their alumni into America's Next Top Model. The Chapin girls often boast that they are "hot" when compared to Brearley girls, but Brearley girls have the brains that ultimately matter most. Chapin girls marry doctors. Brearley girls become the doctors.

Kim Stolz, a Brearley graduate, made it onto America's Next Top Model. If Chapin girls think they're hot, why aren't they one the show? Wait, they're airheads, that's why.

by Tai Jin October 11, 2006

Buehrlemeter

The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.

Guy 1: "Wow what a play by Ryan Zimmerman!"

Guy 2: "That's at least an 8 on the Buehrlemeter!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

bearl

Could be used to describe anything ugly or grotesque. Or used as a replacement for anyword rhyming with bearl or used as a replacement for misfortunate word

Bearl on Bearl action, 2 guys and a bearl, Bearl jam, Mother of Bearl, etc etc

I just lost, could turn into, I got BEARLED

Hes such a douchebag AKA Hes such a BEARL

by Timothy Bulger May 13, 2005