budblocked

When a person (usually one who is of the straightedge lifestyle) refuses to let a fellow pothead (or potheads) light a bowl/rip a bong/hit a blunt/puff a joint because they insist that "zomg sm0k!ng iz n0t coOl guyz", therefore leading to a very dissatisfying afternoon without the presence of marijuana. The person who is blocking the bud (the budblocker) will continue to make the people who want to smoke (the budblockees) feel bad until the budblockees give in and have to resort to smoking at home. And then watching The Science of Sleep and/or Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and talking to the other budblockees on AIM.

Budblockee #1: Check out this new strain I got. It's called Juicy Fruit Tropical Sour Diesel Juicy Diesel Fruit White Widow Northern Lights Kush Purple Haze laced with speed, acid, meth, ecstasy and coke. Let's smoke this shiz!

Budblockee #2: Fuck yeah. Now that the SATs are over Imma smoke errrrrrday FUCK THE REGENTS!

Budblocker: Come on guys, don't smoke, you guys get really boring and smoking is gross. I feel like I just talk to myself because you guys are so unfocused wait is that an unopened can of budweiser on the floor? Mine!

Budblockees: dsagdsLEGALIZEITgdgds

Ut ohz. Budblocked.

by supahgroop May 14, 2008

Bedlocked

The state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities.

I wanted to have lunch with my friends but I was bedlocked.

by Spence holly January 24, 2014

bullocked

Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.

Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!

by docsdeb May 5, 2010

Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

by freespin66 November 24, 2013

Bullocked

When your girlfriend is embarrassed of you and won't take your relationship to social media or tell her friends

She felt bullocked over him and didn't tell her friends she had a boyfriend

by SleepingTom November 20, 2019

Broblocked

When a bro at work gets in the way to you doing your work

I was explaining my rationale for the new marketing campaign, but I got broblocked by the VP of Marketing

by anonymous June 2, 2023