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Dude, that guy totally got a BSTF
BSTF by JohnnyK14 April 4, 2009
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What will you give me if I make this (football throw into a trash can from 30 yards out)?

Answer from the wife, "BSTF"
BSTF by Mota2010 September 25, 2020
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BSTF Owner 1 "You are a king"
BSTF Owner 2 "you too, king"

BSTFUAGMMAS 

It's what you tell your woman to do when she's speaking. "Bitch, shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwish."
Her: "Hey, sweetie... Did I tell you about..."
<interruption>
Him: "BSTFUAGMMAS"
BSTFUAGMMAS by Le Noir October 26, 2006
Bitch shut the fuck up! (mostly instant messengers)
On Aol instant messenger, some ho ims you and shes annoying you, you say BSTFU (BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!)
bstfu by Special Steve! November 6, 2005
The urban meaning of bstfu is bitch shut the fuck up
Bstfu or i’ll shoot you ass
Bstfu by SubaruTrissi February 14, 2018

BSTFUAJSMD

Abbreviation: Bitch shut the fuck up and just suck my dick

Usually said when angry/frustrated, annoyed
Jennissa: Why are you cheating on me with different sluts on your phone like that, what the hell's wrong with you ?
Dave: BSTFUAJSMD, which means Bitch shut the fuck up and just suck my dick. Cause you're annoying me with all of your bitching this morning.
BSTFUAJSMD by Litty3TittyZ March 3, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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