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Bryan Callen 

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.
Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan Callen by Trikywu October 7, 2006
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Bryan Callen 

A hot bisexual brainless idiot whose only purpose in life is to be an object of lust for gay dudes and straight women, and to give them unbelievable sexual pleasure. He is also a pushover, making him easier to get in the sack and then kick out the minute you're done. Also know as a living blow up doll.
Are you watching Mad TV?

Yes.

Don't listen to Bryan Callen talk, you will lose IQ points.
Bryan Callen by leaflet of fire October 7, 2006

Byran Callen 

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.
Byran Callen by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026