brunkeness

an unforeseen occurrence of alcohol consumption

After a night of brunkeness, Brian was so befuddled that he showed up at the wrong work location the following morning and was unable to get the mule to the barn in a timely fashion.

by The Barlett Ultimatum August 22, 2008

delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003

bunkness

something veryyyyy stupid, something you hate/dislike, also something grossss as fuck.

paige loves sharpies up her puss,


thats fuckkkin bunkness.

by jesssssssssssssssssssssssssica October 30, 2008

Bunkness

To be bunk.
Not cool or boring
Comes from the root work Bunk

This party is full of bunkness

by Deckaka August 31, 2005

Brokeness

The word broke with the suffix "ness"

My brokeness prevented me from buying the video game console I want.

by Amphi May 9, 2010

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.

“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”

by Black_kermit January 29, 2026